If it’s not one thing, it’s a another, isn’t it?

The rest of the natural world has it so easy: fish just spawn and peacocks strut – and all goes swimmingly for the fish and easy peasy for those stupid flying cocks.

While for humans everything in the mating game is always so incredibly complicated.

So, like that damn peacock, the average male wants to strut a bit in front of his chosen bird, waving his dandruff free locks and showing a bit of muscle in the process.

Pity that scientists have just found that working at building those muscles will probably make you lose all that lovely hair.

Mind you, it would solve that irritating dandruff problem once and for all:

Men who pump iron are more likely to go bald, scientists warn. They have discovered bodybuilders’ testosterone soars after a weights session – and that turns into a toxic substance which attacks hair follicles.The research reveals men who lift weights just three times a week for 45 minutes over two years are heading for a premature slaphead. Scientists found testosterone levels soared an average 25 per cent after one of the sessions. They returned to normal after 30 minutes when the body converted the male hormone into a chemical called DHT.But DHT, or dihydrotestosterone, shrinks follicles and roots – so hair grows back thinner each time. It is the biggest single cause of baldness other than genes.